yes, Street Novelist, as a matter of fact, I DO think I'm funny and can't imagine anything worse than Callahan coming back! Here's a list of the top ten reasons I think would happen should Callahan return:
10. Bringing Callahan back makes K-State look like a powerhouse (The more
“powerhouses” you have , the stronger the conference seems
9. Bringing Callahan back ensures Nebraska summers will be cooler (his attitude toward
you “hillbillies, remember?)
8. Callahan just confirms it as universal knowledge that Tom Osborne is THE football
god of American style football. (remember, TO had NOTHING to do with that hire...)
7. Callahan proves the West Coast Offense belongs on the west coast.
6. Rehiring Callahan sends a sonic boom across the prairie when all 1.8 million
Nebraskans simultaneously utter the sound, “HUH?”
5. Colorado fans are heard to say “YES! We’ll win at least ONE game next year!”
4. New York Jet fans send every Nebraskan a fruit basket for taking Callahan away from
their team.
3. Callahan returns and Nebraskans no longer have to count Memorial Stadium as the 3d largest city in the state on game day. (can you say North Platte or Hastings??)
2. Nebraskans ask Callahan to return to replace Benji, the State Clown
1. Callahan takes his rightful place atop the Capital Building and becomes the new, official cap for the “Penis of the Prairie.”
God, I crack myself up!
