A Christmas Funny

Roxy

Roxy

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I will try and make members smile today by posting this....I am so very sorry if anyone had a loved one at the mall yesterday. I am not trying to be rude or disrespectful by bringing it up...I believe in the good lord and angels.

A Christmas Funny

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeers grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.

Female reindeers retain their antlers until after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost!!!!!!!

 
Unlike Santa they lived alternative lifestyles. Then again Santa and Michael Jackson you know.

 
ninersgirl said:
I will try and make members smile today by posting this....I am so very sorry if anyone had a loved one at the mall yesterday. I am not trying to be rude or disrespectful by bringing it up...I believe in the good lord and angels.

A Christmas Funny

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeers grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.

Female reindeers retain their antlers until after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost!!!!!!!
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Funny...Just had this emailed to me by my Wife's aunt a couple days ago..

Seems like when discussing directions with a woman, there's a lot of "Lefts" and "Rights", where guys will use "Norths, Souths, Easts, and Wests"...I wonder why. <_<

Plus..There's a Home Depot that just opened about a mile Southeast of us, but when Buckeye37 points to it, she almost always points to the west side of the house. (Trying to throw me off the trail?)...

I wonder why. <_<

 
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