Roxy
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A FINE EXPLANATION!
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making
love to a very attractive young woman.
And was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare
you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children ! I'm
leaving you. I want a divorce straight away !"
And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell
you what happened." "Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, " but they'll be the last
words you'll say to me!"
And the husband began --
"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here
asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took
pity on her and let her into the car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me
that she hadn't eaten for three days ! So, in my compassion, I brought her
home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you
wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured
them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was
doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw
them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had
for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave
her the underwear that was your anniversary present,which you don't use
because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you
for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those
boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone
at work has a pair the same."
The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for
my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me
with tears in her eyes and said, " Please do you have anything else that your
wife doesn't use?"
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making
love to a very attractive young woman.
And was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare
you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children ! I'm
leaving you. I want a divorce straight away !"
And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell
you what happened." "Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, " but they'll be the last
words you'll say to me!"
And the husband began --
"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here
asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took
pity on her and let her into the car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me
that she hadn't eaten for three days ! So, in my compassion, I brought her
home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you
wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured
them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was
doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw
them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had
for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave
her the underwear that was your anniversary present,which you don't use
because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you
for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those
boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone
at work has a pair the same."
The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for
my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me
with tears in her eyes and said, " Please do you have anything else that your
wife doesn't use?"
