A FINE EXPLANATION-JOKE

Roxy

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A FINE EXPLANATION!

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making

love to a very attractive young woman.

And was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare

you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children ! I'm

leaving you. I want a divorce straight away !"

And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell

you what happened." "Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, " but they'll be the last

words you'll say to me!"

And the husband began --

"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here

asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took

pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me

that she hadn't eaten for three days ! So, in my compassion, I brought her

home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you

wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured

them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was

doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw

them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had

for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave

her the underwear that was your anniversary present,which you don't use

because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you

for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those

boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone

at work has a pair the same."

The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for

my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me

with tears in her eyes and said, " Please do you have anything else that your

wife doesn't use?"

 
:rollin :rollin :rollin That's great...............................I'm using that one!!!!!
Drowning, DO NOT accept a ride from BRI. with your desire to wear womens clothes, you might just be in trouble
:ahhhhhhhh :ahhhhhhhh :ahhhhhhhh :ahhhhhhhh :ahhhhhhhh Drowning your dead to me now!!!!!
What'd I do??!!
dont play stupid with us, you know exactly what you did

 
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