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Marf

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Hello Huskerboard.

I have noticed much grumbling over the censoring of the word "c$%k". I have proposed some simple changes to a few words to avoid the censor when using ****, and also to avoid confusion to the context in which the poster is using the word.

Game c$%ks, as our opponent, will now be the gamegenitalia.

The Gamegenitalia will not be **** y if they come on here with an attitude, they will be penisy.

If you are posting about **** ing a gun, forget about it! You are now phallusing it.

Posting about a stop **** (hand operated valve)? Nope! Stopwang will be the new term.

I hope these changes take effect immediately, as it will clear up much confusion for myself, and many others. Feel free to add any often-used expressions I may have missed.

 
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LOL

That's some good stuff there. Our fan base was so worried about how bad it would be to be matched up against Penn State (Sandusky and penis jokes anyone?)

 
My favorite sport is Badminton. Guess why?
Because it looks so awesome when you play it?

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I sometime yell "c0ck" when I'm upset at something, do not confuse it with support for the gamecocks.

 
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