Roxy15
All-Conference
It was the night before the first Husker football game and all of the male members of Huskerboard couldn’t sleep
So they all decided to get together to drink beer, tell jokes and stories that got MORE than a little steep
The more beer they drank, the more risque' the jokes and stories got and they all started to get a little "Hazy"
The phone at the bar was ringing like crazy
Just to name a few Huskerboard members, the calls were from the better halves of AR Husker Fan, NUance, killer cacti, ShawnWatson, HUSKER 37, knapplc, GM_Tood, walksalone, rawhide, T_O_Bull, The Dude, Bradr, BIGREDFAN_in_OMAHA, knapplc, Minnesota_husker, RedRedJarvisRedwhine, Vince from ShamWOW & BIGREDIOWAN and moreJ
All the wives said this to them on the phone..Honey if you want anymore of “THIS”-(You All Know What This Means
-then you better get you’re A_S “HOME”
The waitress came around and said “last call” for alcohol and they all nodded their head
It was time for the bar to close so they all went home, thinking that they would call it a night and just go to bed
Little did they all know that when they got home, the doors were locked
They all stayed at the same motel due to the fact that they were all “crocked”
The morning came and they all made it to the game
Nebraska won the game so the night out wasn’t a shameJ
GO BIG RED
So they all decided to get together to drink beer, tell jokes and stories that got MORE than a little steep
The more beer they drank, the more risque' the jokes and stories got and they all started to get a little "Hazy"
The phone at the bar was ringing like crazy
Just to name a few Huskerboard members, the calls were from the better halves of AR Husker Fan, NUance, killer cacti, ShawnWatson, HUSKER 37, knapplc, GM_Tood, walksalone, rawhide, T_O_Bull, The Dude, Bradr, BIGREDFAN_in_OMAHA, knapplc, Minnesota_husker, RedRedJarvisRedwhine, Vince from ShamWOW & BIGREDIOWAN and moreJ
All the wives said this to them on the phone..Honey if you want anymore of “THIS”-(You All Know What This Means

The waitress came around and said “last call” for alcohol and they all nodded their head
It was time for the bar to close so they all went home, thinking that they would call it a night and just go to bed
Little did they all know that when they got home, the doors were locked
They all stayed at the same motel due to the fact that they were all “crocked”
The morning came and they all made it to the game
Nebraska won the game so the night out wasn’t a shameJ
GO BIG RED
Last edited by a moderator: