Another blonde joke?

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A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"

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Two blonde lesbians walk into their favorite gay bar with a man and a pig.

The bartender looks at them and she says, "Hey we don't allow pigs in here!"

The blondes turn to the man and say, "You have to leave."

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My turn!

Three blonde friends died together in a car wreck. They found themselves standing in front of the pearly gates with St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was about.

 

The first blonde said, "Easter is a big holiday where we give thanks, have a big feast and eat turkey."

 

"Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in."

 

The second blonde said, "Easter is the holiday that we celebrate Jesus' being born of the virgin and give gifts to each other."

 

"Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in, either."

 

The third blonde said, "Well, I know what Easter is all about. Easter is a Christian holiday which coincides with the Jewish Passover. After Jesus celebrated Passover with His disciples, He was betrayed by Judas and turned over to the Romans. They crucified Him on a cross. After He died, they buried him in a tomb and put a huge boulder in front of it."

 

"Very good!" said St. Peter.

 

The blonde continued. "Now, every year, the Jews roll the stone away and Jesus comes out. If He sees his shadow, we have 6 more weeks of basketball."

 

St. Peter fainted!

 

 
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