KState Wildcat
Three-Star Recruit
Nebraska blonde
A young blonde woman in Omaha, Nebraska was so depressed that she
decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Missouri
River.
She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water
when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the
dock,crying.
He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for.......
I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on
my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."
Moving closer, he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, "I'll keep
you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
The girl nodded OK. After all, what did she have to lose?
Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning.
That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From
then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit,
and they made passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the
captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained.
"I get food and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."
He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Ameristar, and we never
leave Council Bluffs."
A young blonde woman in Omaha, Nebraska was so depressed that she
decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Missouri
River.
She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water
when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the
dock,crying.
He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for.......
I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on
my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."
Moving closer, he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, "I'll keep
you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
The girl nodded OK. After all, what did she have to lose?
Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning.
That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From
then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit,
and they made passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the
captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained.
"I get food and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."
He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Ameristar, and we never
leave Council Bluffs."