I texted this joke to some of my buddies this morning.
Responses were:
"I take them all the time bc I have sex with all sorts of dirty b#tches." <-- That's a lie
"I always maintain that the best form of birth control is a fake name."
"Do they have one that cures herpes yet?"
Good stuff all around. I'm always looking for new jokes, so post 'em if ya got 'em!