Anyone care for some popcorn lol

[Roxy]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081227/ap_on_...acker_box_money

 

[AR Husker Fan]

Police later heard from store managers at Whole Foods in Tustin that an elderly woman had come in a few days earlier, hysterical because she had mistakenly returned a box of crackers with her life savings inside. In a mix-up the store restocked the box rather than composting it.
The Lake Forest woman, whose identity was not released, had lost faith in her bank and decided the box would be a safer place for the money.

I'm guessing she's figured out why the banks are actually a tad bit safer...

 

[Husker Runner]

The old lady was probably saving up to buy another box of crackers from Whole Foods. She was almost there, too.