Anyone need a new message to put on the answering machine?

Roxy

Roxy

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Short and Funny

I dialed a number and got the following recording:

"I am not available right now, but

thank you for caring enough to call.

I am making some changes in my life.

Please leave a message after the beep.

If I do not return your call,

you are one of the changes."

 
Heard on Lou Holtz answering machine...

Way back in th winner of fifty-two, we didn' have fanshy gadjets like ansherin' machineth. You jusht had to call and call until shummbody got home. Now, shum people, dey shay dey don' like 'em, but I shay it'll shave you a lotta trouble if you jusht leave a meshage. Thanksh a lot.

You know what I hate about answering machine messages? They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message." That's why I've decided to keep mine simple and short. I pledge to you, my caller, that you will never have to suffer through another long answering machine message when you call me.

 
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