Belated Wedding Present

DJR313

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The wife comes home last night after having been at a birthday party for a little cousin with a surprise for me. She walks in the door and tells me "catch". She throws me a brand new Adidas football, which in its own right is sweet. She tells me to look at it. On the side, is a personalized congratulations on our wedding from none other than Bill Callahan! My wife's cousin is the equipment manager and he got that for us as a wedding present. How flippin cool is that?!

 
Man why would they ruin a perfectly good football like that. :sarcasm

( I just thought I would say it before some other turd did)

Nice gift. Don't ever invite me over I used to have a problem with stealing things. <_<

Now if you'll excuse me I must get in my van and head West. :woo

 
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The wife comes home last night after having been at a birthday party for a little cousin with a surprise for me. She walks in the door and tells me "catch". She throws me a brand new Adidas football, which in its own right is sweet. She tells me to look at it. On the side, is a personalized congratulations on our wedding from none other than Bill Callahan! My wife's cousin is the equipment manager and he got that for us as a wedding present. How flippin cool is that?!
All I Can Say Is.........I HATE YOU!!! That is freakin SWEEEET!

 
The wife comes home last night after having been at a birthday party for a little cousin with a surprise for me. She walks in the door and tells me "catch". She throws me a brand new Adidas football, which in its own right is sweet. She tells me to look at it. On the side, is a personalized congratulations on our wedding from none other than Bill Callahan! My wife's cousin is the equipment manager and he got that for us as a wedding present. How flippin cool is that?!

Make sure that little gem get's added into the prenup! :clap

 
I think it's stupid...and so are you. <_< ;)

I'm gonna go pout now. :)

 
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