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A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts terribly wherever she touches it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
With her finger, the redhead pushes on her left breast and screams; she
then touches her elbow and screams in even more agony. She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she touches her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "Hmm. You're not really a redhead, are you?"
"Well, no," she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
With her finger, the redhead pushes on her left breast and screams; she
then touches her elbow and screams in even more agony. She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she touches her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "Hmm. You're not really a redhead, are you?"
"Well, no," she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."