Redux
Assistant Coach
“So this is Nebraska? Big. Hairy. Deal.“The jaded declaration was splashed over a giant caricature of Herbie Husker on the T-shirt worn by my mischievously grinning cousin as he exited his family station wagon for his first visit to my state.I cast about for a cogent, measured response and settled for informing him that he was a complete idiot and gave him a wedgie.The Huskers were, in my un-shakeable, 11-year-old opinion, the best football team to ever strap it up, coached by the best coach to ever bless a headset by sticking his brain inside it. That was the truth and anyone who didn’t recognize it was……was…..well, they were an idiot and deserved a wedgie.I’d forgotten completely about that entire episode until I saw recently that Stewart Mandel over at SI had decided pick up where my cousins T-shirt left off and pontificate on the Big. Hairy. Deal. in flyover country again.
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