HuskerfaninOkieland
Heisman Trophy Winner
Boudreaux was walking through his fields. He came across a man who
was kneeling down beside a pond in one of the fields. The man was cupping
his hand and about to drink from the pond.
In his natural Cajun/English accent, Boudreaux yelled at the man saying,
"No! No! Mais sha - don't take d' wata from dat pon. My milk cow and couchon merde
in dat pond (Translation - My friend. Don't drink the water from that pond. My
cow and my pig crap in that pond.)
The man shouted back at Boudreaux, "I'm a Muslim. I don't understand that
coonass dialect of yours, you infidel! I speak Arabic and English fluently.
If you can't speak to me in the sacred tongue of Islam, then speak to me in English - PLAINLY -
so that I can understand you."
Boudreaux replied, "Use two hands. You'll get more ... faster dat way!
was kneeling down beside a pond in one of the fields. The man was cupping
his hand and about to drink from the pond.
In his natural Cajun/English accent, Boudreaux yelled at the man saying,
"No! No! Mais sha - don't take d' wata from dat pon. My milk cow and couchon merde
in dat pond (Translation - My friend. Don't drink the water from that pond. My
cow and my pig crap in that pond.)
The man shouted back at Boudreaux, "I'm a Muslim. I don't understand that
coonass dialect of yours, you infidel! I speak Arabic and English fluently.
If you can't speak to me in the sacred tongue of Islam, then speak to me in English - PLAINLY -
so that I can understand you."
Boudreaux replied, "Use two hands. You'll get more ... faster dat way!
