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Irregular News for 08.01.06

Maricopa County, AZ -- Come the end of July, there won't be any Mountainberry Punch served at certain Valley dinner tables.

Instead of it, and other flavors of Kool-Aid, Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio will limit his 10,000 inmates' drink choices to water. He began phasing out Kool-Aid, which the inmates call "bug juice," last week.

Discontinuing the powdered, sugary soft drink will save $43,000 a year, Arpaio says. And Kool-Aid has little nutritional value, he added.

"When you're in jail, you should not live better than you do on the outside," he said. "That's an extra kind of thing, as far as I'm concerned."

He's thinking ketchup may be next.

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oatmeal for breakfast

tofu for lunch and dinner

GREAT FREAKIN' DETERRENT

:lol:

Many more suicide by cop if that was the menu, You'll never take me alive coppers.

 
this guy is awesome, he has been the sheriff there for many years. when the prison became overcrowded he built a tent city from surplus Army tents, reintroduced chain gangs, started chain gangs for women so he wouldnt get sued for discrimination, and when the ACLU said that the inmates had to have cable t.v. he allowed the Disney channel and the weather channel only.

when asked why the Weather channel, he stated that he wanted the inmates to know how hot it was going to be that day when the inmates were working on the chain gang.

oh yeah, he makes all of the male inmates wear pink jump suits, boxers, and socks......that's right PINK

gotta love him

 
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