Bush to have colonoscopy

[NU fan in Denver]

MSNBC

Bush to have routine colonoscopy Saturday

Spokesman says that he will temporarily transfer power to Cheney

WASHINGTON - President Bush will undergo a routine colonoscopy Saturday, his spokesman said, revealing that Bush will hand over presidential powers to Vice President d!(k Cheney while he is under under anesthesia.

White House press secretary Tony Snow told reporters that Bush would have the procedure at his Camp David, Md., mountaintop retreat.

Finally he gets to take it up the a$$ just like he's been giving it to America for the past 7 years.

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

I hope the doctors play some sort of prank on him... like leave something up there.

 

[rawhide]

The nurse should use a sharpie pen and draw peace signs on his cheeks. j/k prez

 

[strigori]

Does this mean that for at least an hour his head will be removed from his a$$?

 

[AR Husker Fan]

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WASHINGTON - President Bush will undergo a routine colonoscopy Saturday, his spokesman said, revealing that Bush will hand over presidential powers to Vice President d!(k Cheney while he is under under anesthesia.

***SNIP***

Eh? Hell, he handed over the presidential powers to Cheney in 2000!

 

[huskernumerouno]

Rob, you should be able to advise the president on this one

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

Rob, you should be able to advise the president on this one

:rollin We never did hear how it was the second time around...

 

[husker rob]

Rob, you should be able to advise the president on this one

:rollin We never did hear how it was the second time around...

fine f'ers, run GW run

 

[Redman]

A colonoscopy for GWB is a good thing. I bet they will find his head.

 

[Husker Hunyock]

Wow, the Dems are determined to investigate everything.

 

[Redman]

Wow, the Dems are determined to investigate everything.

Well, at least one group is doing some fact-finding.

 

[Husker Hunyock]

Wow, the Dems are determined to investigate everything.

Well, at least one group is doing some fact-finding.

I hope they keep it up. They don't seem to be able to get anything else done.

 

[Redman]

Wow, the Dems are determined to investigate everything.

Well, at least one group is doing some fact-finding.

I hope they keep it up. They don't seem to be able to get anything else done.

If one takes a closer look, it is party loyalists and Republican filabusters that seem to be preventing anything from getting done. Like Louis Black said: "The Democrats are a party of no ideas, and the Repulicans are a party of bad ideas."