callahan has new son?

Benard

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This morning in a heated custody battle in Omaha a small child was asked if he wanted to live with his mother.

"No," he said crying, "she beats me!"

He was then asked if he wanted to live with his father.

"No," he said crying, "he beats me too!"

"Well then son with whom do you want to live?" asked the Judge.

"With Coach Callahan. He doesn't beat anyone."

 
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