Calling on Cy

billdozer15

billdozer15

All-Conference
ISU we need a win out of you this weekend. Any chance you can help with that "Cy the Cyclone"?

It is supposed to be windy, rainy and nasty in Ames. Hopefully ISU can get some turnovers and pull one out, giving us a little help.

 
billdozer15 said:
ISU we need a win out of you this weekend. Any chance you can help with that "Cy the Cyclone"?

It is supposed to be windy, rainy and nasty in Ames. Hopefully ISU can get some turnovers and pull one out, giving us a little help.
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I think a random innocent act of forgetting to pull the yard stick off of the field of play let's say 30 or 40 times ought to do it!

 
Cy has already contacted the highway department asking to have them "accidentely" redirect the Missouri bus toward Iowa City rather than Ames, resulting in a forfeit...no go.

Cy has already contacted the airport asking them to see if they could conveniently "re-route" the Tiger's plane to Fargo for a 10 hour layover to check for technical malfunctions, resulting in a forfeit...no go.

Cy has already contacted various activists groups telling them that there will be a bus full of Fred Phelps and his supporters leaving from the Marriott in the morning on it's way to Ames....no go.

Cy has contacted ICE to warn them that the Tiger bus is packed with illegal immigrants on their way to Ames to be smuggled into the Hormel Meat Packing plant....no go.

Don't worry...I'm working on it.... <_<

 
Recruit all of the ISU students to wear green (like Iowa did last week). But instead of being in the stands, they lay down on the field in camoflauge making a field of students. Then they can reach up and grab the ankles and tie the shoestrings of Daniel, Macklin, Coffman and any other Tiger which could hurt ISU...which includes 90% of the roster.

It may be painful for the students as they get run on - literally - for 4 quarters....but think of the pride they will feel knowing they TRULY contributed to the success of their team.

 
Aftermath of Attack of the Iowa State Cheerleaders

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Great plan!

 
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No need for tricks Cy, they play "serious" football at ISU! That commercial makes me laugh all the time :rollin

 
Cy the Cyclone said:
Cy has already contacted the highway department asking to have them "accidentely" redirect the Missouri bus toward Iowa City rather than Ames, resulting in a forfeit...no go.

Cy has already contacted the airport asking them to see if they could conveniently "re-route" the Tiger's plane to Fargo for a 10 hour layover to check for technical malfunctions, resulting in a forfeit...no go.

Cy has already contacted various activists groups telling them that there will be a bus full of Fred Phelps and his supporters leaving from the Marriott in the morning on it's way to Ames....no go.

Cy has contacted ICE to warn them that the Tiger bus is packed with illegal immigrants on their way to Ames to be smuggled into the Hormel Meat Packing plant....no go.

Don't worry...I'm working on it.... <_<
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What about telling them that the game has been rescheduled to take place in St Louis since the Rams are on the road this weekend?

:thumbs

 
LouisianaHusker said:
Cy the Cyclone said:
Cy has already contacted the highway department asking to have them "accidentely" redirect the Missouri bus toward Iowa City rather than Ames, resulting in a forfeit...no go.

Cy has already contacted the airport asking them to see if they could conveniently "re-route" the Tiger's plane to Fargo for a 10 hour layover to check for technical malfunctions, resulting in a forfeit...no go.

Cy has already contacted various activists groups telling them that there will be a bus full of Fred Phelps and his supporters leaving from the Marriott in the morning on it's way to Ames....no go.

Cy has contacted ICE to warn them that the Tiger bus is packed with illegal immigrants on their way to Ames to be smuggled into the Hormel Meat Packing plant....no go.

Don't worry...I'm working on it.... <_<
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What about telling them that the game has been rescheduled to take place in St Louis since the Rams are on the road this weekend?

:thumbs
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That's pretty good. :)

 
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Vince from ShamWOW said:
LouisianaHusker said:
Cy the Cyclone said:
Cy has already contacted the highway department asking to have them "accidentely" redirect the Missouri bus toward Iowa City rather than Ames, resulting in a forfeit...no go.

Cy has already contacted the airport asking them to see if they could conveniently "re-route" the Tiger's plane to Fargo for a 10 hour layover to check for technical malfunctions, resulting in a forfeit...no go.

Cy has already contacted various activists groups telling them that there will be a bus full of Fred Phelps and his supporters leaving from the Marriott in the morning on it's way to Ames....no go.

Cy has contacted ICE to warn them that the Tiger bus is packed with illegal immigrants on their way to Ames to be smuggled into the Hormel Meat Packing plant....no go.

Don't worry...I'm working on it.... <_<
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What about telling them that the game has been rescheduled to take place in St Louis since the Rams are on the road this weekend?

:thumbs
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That's pretty good. :)
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:sarcasm Or ISU could just show up and play some football, pretending it is the Walmart parking lot and it is only the Spring Game and imagine that Missouri is actually only the 2nd stringers...oh wait...didn't the 2nd stringers beat the starters this year? :clap

 
TAH can be more than snow sleet or wind.

Last year TAR beat KU on miserble wind snow at Chief field,.

So I think TAH will be find, sorry CY, but good luck to ISU on a nother week.

GBR can have a beat down on Grape State today. :nanalama

Ever one have nice day. I"m getting ready for Texas_KU on 11:30,

:moreinteresting

TuffTiger

Columbia,MU.

 
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