Caption Contest CIV

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New caption contest... Don't forget to vote for your favorite cap for the last one: Poll: Caption Contest CIII

Best caption gets a $1 Husker buck!

Rules and stuff here: Fark, Caption & Riddle Contests

 

[husker rob]

it is not the size of the hose that matters. it is the amount of and the precise placement of the squirt that counts

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

"Extreme homo voice" "These damn flowers just won't grow for some reason I mean I am watering them, but nothing!!!!"

 

[HSKRNOKC]

This is bullsh#t! I would have better luck pissing on it.

 

[AR Husker Fan]

Although Rawhide flunked out of Firefigher's School, living in California sometimes forces you to take matters in to your own hands...

 

[huskernumerouno]

Next they will want me to use a spoon to dig out of a frickin blizard

 

[rawhide]

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING (fire marshall bill voice)

 

[cmb23]

The Polish Volunteer Firefighters Association of California has been severely hampered by budget cutbacks set into action by Governor Arnold Schwartzenegger.

 

[Siouxperman]

Proof positive there was a second gunman at Dealey Plaza.

 

[huskerfan500]

At first the firefighter got a bigger hose, but then put it back when he relized it was only Folsom Field (colorado's football field)

 

[LouisianaHusker]

Does anyone have the phone number of the McKenzie brothers?

 

[westgatehusker]

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!! the only man to ever put out a building on fire........with a garden hose

 

[N Bug]

This would have been so much easier if I'd only ordered that free sample pack of Enzyte like Bob did.

 

[BigRedfxtoy]

DUDE! STOP flushing the crapper< I need all the pressure I can get.

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

Dammit, Ralph! You're supposed to be filling the buckets!!