Caption Contest LXXXVIII

[slacker]

New caption contest... Don't forget to vote for your favorite cap for the last one, Poll: Caption Contest LXXXVII

Best caption gets a $1 Husker buck!

Rules and stuff here: Fark, Caption & Riddle Contests

 

[DJR313]

Proof that Steven Seagall has at least 1 bastard child running around.

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

Jean Claude Van Damme junior in Bloodsport 2: Diapers of fury!!!! :woo

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

"HOLY SH#T!!!!! Here.....YOU smell my finger."

 

[dbetz23]

IT'S DIVISION ONE FOOTBALL!! IT'S THE BIG XII!! IT AIN'T INTURMURALS!...........GO PLAY INTURMURALS BROTHER!

 

[AR Husker Fan]

It's a little-known fact that, as a young child, Chuck Norris lived in a commune...

 

[husker rob]

mini me playing "Dog the Bounty Hunter", in the documentary "Midget Criminals at the Beach". While Harrison Beck sports wood while staring at his mom's cleavage.

 

[huskernumerouno]

Touch me again and I will bite your other nut off.

 

[Blackshirtsguru]

This is a perfect example why the French shouldn't pro-create!

 

[Chef K]

mini me playing "Dog the Bounty Hunter", in the documentary "Midget Criminals at the Beach". While Harrison Beck sports wood while staring at his mom's cleavage.

WINNER! :rollin :clap

 

[cmb23]

Before becoming America's most beloved lesbian talk-show host, young Ellen Degeneres dreamed of being a proctologist. However, Kevin Federline always followed his dreams of being a back-up dancer. Here we see him rehearsing the difficult choreography of the "Skidda-Marinky-Dinky-Dink" song for his Barney audition.

 

[Rygolf25]

In the forefront of the picture, we see a young Britney Spears practicing for her future as a half-nude skank. The finger, just HAD cocaine on it.

In the background, we see a young Boy George. "I'm super, how are you?"

 

[tattooedhusker]

New visual proof of the effects of Chuck Norris syndrome

 

[rawhide]

See I told you there was sand in the crack of my a$$

 

[HSKRNOKC]

This one is going to be a tough choice.