This kind of reminds me of an old joke...
Seems a guy from Texas and a guy from Alaska happened to meet on a bridge. The Texas guy, of course, tries to brag about how everything is bigger in Texas. The guy from Alaska takes great pride in pointing out that Alaska has more land than Texas.
Thinking of a way to win the argument, the Texas guy states he has to pee. He whips it out and starts. So the Alaska guy does the same.
Texas guy states, "Man, the water's cold".
The Alaksa guy replies, "Yep - but you wouldn't notice that it's not that deep, either..."