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CHINESE SICK LEAVE - ' I NO COME WORK TODAY'
Hung Chow calls into work and says, ' Hey, I no come work today, I really sick.
I got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come work.'
The boss says, 'I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife
and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work.
You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel
great. I be at work soon........................ You got nice house
Hung Chow calls into work and says, ' Hey, I no come work today, I really sick.
I got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come work.'
The boss says, 'I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife
and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work.
You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel
great. I be at work soon........................ You got nice house
