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All-Conference
1. Ohio State (63) - Think they can beat the Raiders? Me too.
2. Florida - Turns out this school is good at every sport, but I bet their average SAT score leaves much to be desired!
3. USC - Two uninspiring victories should equal one loss. However, it doesn't and USC is still undefeated.
4. Michigan - Some say Michigan should be #2. Well lets see them beat the likes of Washington State and Kentucky!
5. West Virginia (2) - West Virginia, with an impressive conference record of 0-0 still have two believers out there. Wherever they are... (Charleston)
6. Texas - When your Quarterbacks name is Colt McCoy, you've got a shot to win any football game/duel with pistols at high noon.
7. Louisville - Sadly enough, Louisville at Rutgers on November 9 could be the game of the week.
8. Tennessee - Tennessee is by far the second greatest orange colored team in the country.
9. Notre Dame - Notre Dame is starting to play like a team whos coach looks exactly like Rodney Dangerfield. By that I mean, Charlie Weiss looks exactly like Rodney Dangerfield.
10.California - Cal has scored at least 40 points in its last five games and at least 45 in its last one.
11.Auburn - BCS scoff's back "See? I told you you guys didn't deserve to be in the title game two years ago."
12.Clemson - 6'5" 265 pound Defensive End Gaines Adams tackling 5'10" 170 pound kicker Jon Temple and forcing a fumble was the funniest play of the year, and the scariest moment in Temple's life.
13.Georgia Tech - Running Back Tashard Choice inspires thousands of hilarious abortion themed posters in stadiums nation wide.
14.LSU - All I'm saying is, would LSU have lost twice this year if they put Baby Shaq at tight end? The answer may shock you.
15. Iowa - Turns out Iowa's not so bad when they're not playing Ohio State. But hey, somebody's gotta play in the San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia bowl!
16. Georgia - After giving up 34 points all season, the Bulldogs give up 51 to the Volunteers, which, according to Georgia coach coach Mark Richt, isn't a good thing.
17. Arkansas - Shouldn't the Razorbacks be second in the nation? Wouldn't it be awesome if thats how the polls worked?
18. Oregon - After a devastating loss to Cal, Oregon wonders what new patterns they can add to their jerseys to compensate. Can I suggest flames around the numbers?
19. Missouri - The Tigers have more wins this season than any other team, according to Casual Glance Monthly.
20. Boise State - Bronco's fans come to the stark realization that no matter how good their team gets, they still have to live in Boise, Idaho.
21. Nebraska - The good news is, that despite their mediocrity, the state of Nebraska is more than just Cornhuskers Football. The bad news is, that's not true.
22. Virginia Tech - How technical is this school, really? I mean, sure Mike Vick is an electrical engineer in the offseason, but, do all players have to learn a trade?
23. Oklahoma - I don't understand. They beat Middle Tennessee by 59 and lose to Texas! Why wouldn't they just play crappy schools all the time!?
24. Rutgers - What are they still doing in the top 25?
25. Wisconsin - 250 pound freshman Running Back PJ Hill is drawling comparisons to previous Badger powerhouse Ron Dayne. My advice to PJ Hill: Never leave college.
2. Florida - Turns out this school is good at every sport, but I bet their average SAT score leaves much to be desired!
3. USC - Two uninspiring victories should equal one loss. However, it doesn't and USC is still undefeated.
4. Michigan - Some say Michigan should be #2. Well lets see them beat the likes of Washington State and Kentucky!
5. West Virginia (2) - West Virginia, with an impressive conference record of 0-0 still have two believers out there. Wherever they are... (Charleston)
6. Texas - When your Quarterbacks name is Colt McCoy, you've got a shot to win any football game/duel with pistols at high noon.
7. Louisville - Sadly enough, Louisville at Rutgers on November 9 could be the game of the week.
8. Tennessee - Tennessee is by far the second greatest orange colored team in the country.
9. Notre Dame - Notre Dame is starting to play like a team whos coach looks exactly like Rodney Dangerfield. By that I mean, Charlie Weiss looks exactly like Rodney Dangerfield.
10.California - Cal has scored at least 40 points in its last five games and at least 45 in its last one.
11.Auburn - BCS scoff's back "See? I told you you guys didn't deserve to be in the title game two years ago."
12.Clemson - 6'5" 265 pound Defensive End Gaines Adams tackling 5'10" 170 pound kicker Jon Temple and forcing a fumble was the funniest play of the year, and the scariest moment in Temple's life.
13.Georgia Tech - Running Back Tashard Choice inspires thousands of hilarious abortion themed posters in stadiums nation wide.
14.LSU - All I'm saying is, would LSU have lost twice this year if they put Baby Shaq at tight end? The answer may shock you.
15. Iowa - Turns out Iowa's not so bad when they're not playing Ohio State. But hey, somebody's gotta play in the San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia bowl!
16. Georgia - After giving up 34 points all season, the Bulldogs give up 51 to the Volunteers, which, according to Georgia coach coach Mark Richt, isn't a good thing.
17. Arkansas - Shouldn't the Razorbacks be second in the nation? Wouldn't it be awesome if thats how the polls worked?
18. Oregon - After a devastating loss to Cal, Oregon wonders what new patterns they can add to their jerseys to compensate. Can I suggest flames around the numbers?
19. Missouri - The Tigers have more wins this season than any other team, according to Casual Glance Monthly.
20. Boise State - Bronco's fans come to the stark realization that no matter how good their team gets, they still have to live in Boise, Idaho.
21. Nebraska - The good news is, that despite their mediocrity, the state of Nebraska is more than just Cornhuskers Football. The bad news is, that's not true.
22. Virginia Tech - How technical is this school, really? I mean, sure Mike Vick is an electrical engineer in the offseason, but, do all players have to learn a trade?
23. Oklahoma - I don't understand. They beat Middle Tennessee by 59 and lose to Texas! Why wouldn't they just play crappy schools all the time!?
24. Rutgers - What are they still doing in the top 25?
25. Wisconsin - 250 pound freshman Running Back PJ Hill is drawling comparisons to previous Badger powerhouse Ron Dayne. My advice to PJ Hill: Never leave college.