HUSKER 37
All-American
Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Council Bluffs who has recently been diagnosed as a
carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Des Moines and one
of my sisters, who lives in Ames, is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are
prostitutes in Iowa City.
I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in
Bettendorf for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is
currently in jail awaiting trial on charges of sexual misconduct with his
three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
Davenport. She is still a part time "working girl".
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally
open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Cornhusker fan?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
I am a crack dealer in Council Bluffs who has recently been diagnosed as a
carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Des Moines and one
of my sisters, who lives in Ames, is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are
prostitutes in Iowa City.
I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in
Bettendorf for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is
currently in jail awaiting trial on charges of sexual misconduct with his
three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
Davenport. She is still a part time "working girl".
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally
open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Cornhusker fan?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
