Do me a favor tonight...

TexArcher

TexArcher

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Gimme some schadenfreude, fellas!

My season ended in November.

NOVEMBER! That's when BAYLOR's season ends, not Texas's! Wait, Baylor has a bowl game too. Jesus, who's not getting a bowl game this year? There are like 62 of them and only 120 teams and somehow we managed to not qualify.

Anyway, please say whatever prayers you say to whichever deity you believe in or muster up all of your collective Big Red consciousness or put on your lucky jersey or whatever it is you do to help the Huskers beat the everliving piss out of Medium Game Bob. I need to see slamming headsets and visors and that double-chinned pouty face in the fourth quarter. I need a press conference of "No excuses" followed by lots of excuses. I need a crying OU band girl.

Schadenfreude. Lots and lots of schadenfreude.

Please. It's all I have.

GO BIG RED!!!

 
TexArcher,

We'll do our best. However, you can help us by sending a few Hail Mary's yourself that we get a fair shake from the refs. If the refs are fair, I like our chances on a neutral field.

 
Believe me. Everyone's game face is on right now. This is huge.

 
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Ok TexArcher but you have to do us a favor too. Adjust your TV set until our red looks like burnt orange and enjoy! GBR

 
It is actually reassuring to hear that not every person in the surrounding states hates Nebraska. (Well at least as much as OU)

Thanks

 
TexArcher said:
Gimme some schadenfreude, fellas!

My season ended in November.

NOVEMBER! That's when BAYLOR's season ends, not Texas's! Wait, Baylor has a bowl game too. Jesus, who's not getting a bowl game this year? There are like 62 of them and only 120 teams and somehow we managed to not qualify.

Anyway, please say whatever prayers you say to whichever deity you believe in or muster up all of your collective Big Red consciousness or put on your lucky jersey or whatever it is you do to help the Huskers beat the everliving piss out of Medium Game Bob. I need to see slamming headsets and visors and that double-chinned pouty face in the fourth quarter. I need a press conference of "No excuses" followed by lots of excuses. I need a crying OU band girl.

Schadenfreude. Lots and lots of schadenfreude.

Please. It's all I have.

GO BIG RED!!!
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The hatred for OU runs deep in this one. I LOVE IT!!!! :throwdabones1:

 
Blackshirtsguru said:
TexArcher said:
Gimme some schadenfreude, fellas!

My season ended in November.

NOVEMBER! That's when BAYLOR's season ends, not Texas's! Wait, Baylor has a bowl game too. Jesus, who's not getting a bowl game this year? There are like 62 of them and only 120 teams and somehow we managed to not qualify.

Anyway, please say whatever prayers you say to whichever deity you believe in or muster up all of your collective Big Red consciousness or put on your lucky jersey or whatever it is you do to help the Huskers beat the everliving piss out of Medium Game Bob. I need to see slamming headsets and visors and that double-chinned pouty face in the fourth quarter. I need a press conference of "No excuses" followed by lots of excuses. I need a crying OU band girl.

Schadenfreude. Lots and lots of schadenfreude.

Please. It's all I have.

GO BIG RED!!!
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The hatred for OU runs deep in this one. I LOVE IT!!!! :throwdabones1:
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My wife and were at Salt Grass Steakhouse last night and a Longhorn fan bought us and about 15 other Husker fans a round and told us to "Give those xxxholes hell!"

 
Blackshirtsguru said:
TexArcher said:
Gimme some schadenfreude, fellas!

My season ended in November.

NOVEMBER! That's when BAYLOR's season ends, not Texas's! Wait, Baylor has a bowl game too. Jesus, who's not getting a bowl game this year? There are like 62 of them and only 120 teams and somehow we managed to not qualify.

Anyway, please say whatever prayers you say to whichever deity you believe in or muster up all of your collective Big Red consciousness or put on your lucky jersey or whatever it is you do to help the Huskers beat the everliving piss out of Medium Game Bob. I need to see slamming headsets and visors and that double-chinned pouty face in the fourth quarter. I need a press conference of "No excuses" followed by lots of excuses. I need a crying OU band girl.

Schadenfreude. Lots and lots of schadenfreude.

Please. It's all I have.

GO BIG RED!!!
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The hatred for OU runs deep in this one. I LOVE IT!!!! :throwdabones1:
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Just between you and me..... KMA Texas!!! The Sooners are a class bunch and there is a tremendous amount of respect between our programs. This is a win win outing for both team's fan base. Texas will never get the kind of respect that these programs have. Texas is becoming Notre Dame. All that money, all those tv sets, all those recruits, and becoming a very average program.

 
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