Do you have an "inner dork"??

[Axl_sued_me]

Have you ever had to go pee and you walk to a toilet. You know that maybe your child or somebody irresponsible was there before you because there is a GLOB of toilet paper still in the toilet. You know that if you flush, it will clog the toilet. So instead of getting the plunger, you try to chop it down to small pieces with your "tractor beam" of urine? If so, tell me your not using your imagination while you are doing it. Can you?

Please be honest while answering this question. This is research for a stand-up bit that I'm working on.

 

[CornHOLIO]

A glob?

 

[Conga3]

I'll admit I've used the power of my stream to save the toilet from certain overflow. Fo Shure!

My inner dork is more like outer dork though... :moreinteresting