Do Your Feet Indicate Your Ancestry?

Mavric

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This interesting diagram from KuvatON.com suggests that the length of your toes denotes your ancestry.

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Apparently the alignment of your feet's digits reveals whether you hail from Greek, Egyptian, Roman, Germanic or Celtic heritage.
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Well I guess I'm Egyptian. Better go change my will. When I die I want them to pull my brain out through my nose.

 
Well I guess I'm Egyptian. Better go change my will. When I die I want them to pull my brain out through my nose.
Prepare the canopic jars!

According to that chart I'm some bastard love child of Egypt and Germany. zoiks!

 
I'm Greek I guess. I just glad I'm not Celtic with those creepy little penis toes flipping the bird.
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Interesting. Myself, very similar to Roman feet. Middle toe is a little bit shorter than my second toe. Big toe and second toe are the same length.

BTW, my next door neighbor kid lost four toes due to a lawn mower injury two years ago ...... my first rescue response. Bloody as hell.

 
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Somewhere between Egyptian and Roman. So Asian peoples don't exist?
Yeah, they don't have magnificent, oversized Amerian feet. Or even bizarre, flipping the bird,Celtic feet. Instead, they are stuck with tiny, insignificant, ordinary feet. Plus, if they are anything like my wife, they don't want you to touch their tiny, insignificant, ordinary, cute little Asian feet.
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Interesting. Myself, very similar to Roman feet. Middle toe is a little bit shorter than my second toe. Big toe and second toe are the same length.

BTW, my next door neighbor kid lost four toes due to a lawn mower injury two years ago ...... my first rescue response. Bloody as hell.
This made me bust out laughing aloud. Nice segue to something completely different ala Python.

 
Interesting, but its wrong. The chart says I'm Greek, but I know my ancestry is Celtic and Germanic.
No damnit! You're Greek and you'll like it.
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I'm the same way btw, chart says I'm Greek but I know I am predominately Germanic with a touch of Celtic.

 
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