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Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red

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My doctor got me a referral to a urologist.

I went yesterday.

Oh... my... god...

She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy!

She told me that I have to stop masturbating.

I asked her why.

She said, 'Because I am trying to examine you...'

 
:clap

She obviously never heard of Earnest Borgnine..

Reminds me of my time in the Hospital after a Motorcycle accident.

I was dehydrated and all they brought me for breakfast was some yucky greatfruit juice.

A nurse was in earlier wanting a "sample" from me, so finally after more pestering, I poured the juice in the sample container...sorta kill two birds with one fluid.

She came back to the room, held it up to the light and said, "My, we're a little cloudy this morning".

so.....

I took it back from her and said.."Guess I'll just run it through again"...and drank it.

Never did see her again.

:dunno

 
HUSKER 37 said:
:clap

She obviously never heard of Earnest Borgnine..

Reminds me of my time in the Hospital after a Motorcycle accident.

I was dehydrated and all they brought me for breakfast was some yucky greatfruit juice.

A nurse was in earlier wanting a "sample" from me, so finally after more pestering, I poured the juice in the sample container...sorta kill two birds with one fluid.

She came back to the room, held it up to the light and said, "My, we're a little cloudy this morning".

so.....

I took it back from her and said.."Guess I'll just run it through again"...and drank it.

Never did see her again.

:dunno
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:clap :clap :clap

 
HUSKER 37 said:
:clap

She obviously never heard of Earnest Borgnine..

Reminds me of my time in the Hospital after a Motorcycle accident.

I was dehydrated and all they brought me for breakfast was some yucky greatfruit juice.

A nurse was in earlier wanting a "sample" from me, so finally after more pestering, I poured the juice in the sample container...sorta kill two birds with one fluid.

She came back to the room, held it up to the light and said, "My, we're a little cloudy this morning".

so.....

I took it back from her and said.."Guess I'll just run it through again"...and drank it.

Never did see her again.

:dunno
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that's some funny $hit ! was she hot ?

 
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