My thoughts
-Chase Utley, as long as you're willing to channel Steve Sax and rifle double play relays 30 feet wide of first. I salute you brother.
-I wish Hawaii was a foreign land so we could deport Shane Victorino. Seriously that guy could die in a fire and I would BBQ Spam on it to celebrate his heritage.
-I don't care that Vicente Padilla looks like Frog from the movie Colors, I just want him to pitch 3 more games.
-Apparently, the Dodgers like it when I drink heavily during their games, but my liver hates it. f#*k my liver, I know it won't win two more series but my Dodgers might.