Does a bear s#!t in the woods

[Eric the Red]

Actually no, it sh#ts in Tony's ex-backyard. Carmelo and little Anthony have a bear visiting them. My mother who lives in north, north Jersey has got problems with bears all the time. In fact, she's had to get new garbage cans about ever two months.

That's right Tony is technically now a free man. He's hittin' everything in sight. Even the things he can't seem to get he manages to bang iin his dreams. He's got the hot's for Dr. Melfi, also another ex.

Not too much action in the first episode, but I believe the scene is set for a very dirty, nasty, almost deadly break up between Tony and Carmelo. Things are going to get a hell of a lot worse between them. Something Tony is going to quit paying Carmelo and just give money to Anthony. Carmelo can't take Tony to court for child support because for one she doesn't have the money, she never controlled the funds, and two because Tony does claim a little for taxes but not much. Everything is off the books. If she does file for child support she get very little compared to what she could get without the courts.

Paulie and Tony's nephew shot and killed that waiter at the end, poor bastard. Just right before that they almost got into a fist fight. There are some definent tensions between them. And even though Paulie called and "made up", this isn't over by a long shot. Something big is going to happen between them. In their first argument at the bar, they were talking about that episode (one of the best ever) when the both of them wrestled with that Russian and then dragged him out to the Pine Barrons where they sort of "shot him." I still don't think he's dead.

All and all not bad. Some nice pieces of a$$, literally, which always makes it a better show.

 

[Redout]

Tony will kill Carmelo. His tempers gonna flare up, he'll be drunk and he's going to blast her one night. Or just have someone else do it.

This cousin of Tony's who is just getting out of jail is going to be a pain in the neck. I could tell by the previews he thinks he's going to come in and run things.

Ton'y will have a new girl every episode and I think your going to see him take part in more "

action" as far as getting rid of people because he doesn't need to come home to Carmelo. Not that he ever did in the past, but now he won't feel bad about it. No more ball and chain

 

[DaveH]

What the hell are you guys talking about?

 

[HuskerBob]

thatd be the sopranos brutha dave.

yeh like eric sed not alot went down but thats the way it should be. overall a good episode for the kickoff. my highlights were...

-hoooott piece of tail tony was bangin. very nice touch. no not his shrink

-when they whacked that waiter guy. so wrong. but very memorable and high shock value. then one of paulis classic lines of course after they hit him in the back of the head witha rock and hes on the ground havin a seizure. "shouldt these a$$hole$ have medicine or sumthin?!" I think that was chrissy. and then pauli. "look at this a-hole hes still goin?!" sooo wrong. then they put a heater in em.

and yeh that ep with them in the woods eric was one of my top 2 sopranos ever. when they're out in the "yukon" and theyre eatin those ketchup packages and runnin after that big somana b!^@h russian, who yeh dont think hes dead either. man that would be so sweet for him to make a return!!

lookin fwd to next week..