Dr. Niles Paul - Relationship Advisor

[knapplc]

Niles Paul gives relationship advice
Rookie Redskins wide receiver Niles Paul, though, is doing it right. He’s helping the lovesick, atomized, lonely people strewn across the Internet gain strength and community by solving their relationship woes. On Tuesday afternoons. In 140 characters or less.

Question:
@Niles_Paul how do you tell your girl she needs to lose 10 lbs
 
Niles' answer:
You can't tell her straight up because women are very emotional beings. Just do it indirectly like bringing her along with while you workout
 
Question:
@Niles_Paul Dr. Paul, what would you recommend for a pick up line
 
Niles' answer:
A simple compliment like, "I think you're gorgeous" usually works but don't press it just drop the compliment & leave it at that

Niles definitely has a career as a love doctor if this NFL thing doesn't pan out.

 

[GSG]

Question: @Niles_Paul How do you know when you've found a great catch?

Niles' answer: I don't know anything about catches.

 

[The Maudfather]

I just hope that Niles doesn't "drop the ball" on this whole love doctor thing. I'd hate to see him asked a tough question and fumble his words.

 

[95huskers]

he needs to stop worrying about giving advice and start soaking his hands in miracle grow!

 

[zoogs]

Question: @Niles_Paul How do you know when you've found a great catch?

Niles' answer: I don't know anything about catches.

LMAO, good work. Well done, sir.