EDSBS: odds of new coaches being fired

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speaking to the likelihood of new coaches getting canned their first year...

Bo Pelini, Nebraska - 30:1 A favorite in the field to have a nice, long stay at his new home. The man is following Bill Callahan, for Christ’s sake - a coach who was so inept at so traditionally strong a program that Mark Mangino and Gary Pinkel stopped, stared, and thought to themselves, “Holy [bLEEP]. We can do this.”

... finishes out with...

Rick Neuheisel, UCLA - 1:25 In real life, Vegas would never allow this man’s name to even be on the books, so sure is his impending combustion. After all, if this were a movie, the pitch would go something like this:

Plot outline: Born again coach Supremely sketchy egomaniac with hubris that would shame Bill Bennett is hired to try to outshine and outglitz the indomitable crosstown rival coach.

Setting: Hollywood.

Dramatic Build: After federal agents use a Ryan Seacrest team [censored] videotape to coerce cooperation from the team’s quarterback, authorities are able to undercover an interstate heroin trafficking ring involving the team’s coach and eager recruits who want to earn a spot on the squad.

Climactic Final Scene: Troubled coach flees campus in explosive-packed Lotus with authorities hot in high speed pursuit. Unable to evacuate the targeted rival campus, Special Deputy Agent Peter Carroll is forced to make a daring move to stop the reckless coach from carbombing the rival university into oblivion.

Sequel: An imprisoned coach bribes wardens into transferring top inmate athletes to his prison so he can win the Penitentiary Cup.

 

[huskernumerouno]

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speaking to the likelihood of new coaches getting canned their first year...

Bo Pelini, Nebraska - 30:1 A favorite in the field to have a nice, long stay at his new home. The man is following Bill Callahan, for Christ’s sake - a coach who was so inept at so traditionally strong a program that Mark Mangino and Gary Pinkel stopped, stared, and thought to themselves, “Holy [bLEEP]. We can do this.”

... finishes out with...

Rick Neuheisel, UCLA - 1:25 In real life, Vegas would never allow this man’s name to even be on the books, so sure is his impending combustion. After all, if this were a movie, the pitch would go something like this:

Plot outline: Born again coach Supremely sketchy egomaniac with hubris that would shame Bill Bennett is hired to try to outshine and outglitz the indomitable crosstown rival coach.

Setting: Hollywood.

Dramatic Build: After federal agents use a Ryan Seacrest team [censored] videotape to coerce cooperation from the team’s quarterback, authorities are able to undercover an interstate heroin trafficking ring involving the team’s coach and eager recruits who want to earn a spot on the squad.

Climactic Final Scene: Troubled coach flees campus in explosive-packed Lotus with authorities hot in high speed pursuit. Unable to evacuate the targeted rival campus, Special Deputy Agent Peter Carroll is forced to make a daring move to stop the reckless coach from carbombing the rival university into oblivion.

Sequel: An imprisoned coach bribes wardens into transferring top inmate athletes to his prison so he can win the Penitentiary Cup.

:clap :clap :clap

 

[HuskerTrucker]

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speaking to the likelihood of new coaches getting canned their first year...

Bo Pelini, Nebraska - 30:1 A favorite in the field to have a nice, long stay at his new home. The man is following Bill Callahan, for Christ’s sake - a coach who was so inept at so traditionally strong a program that Mark Mangino and Gary Pinkel stopped, stared, and thought to themselves, “Holy [bLEEP]. We can do this.”

... finishes out with...

Rick Neuheisel, UCLA - 1:25 In real life, Vegas would never allow this man’s name to even be on the books, so sure is his impending combustion. After all, if this were a movie, the pitch would go something like this:

Plot outline: Born again coach Supremely sketchy egomaniac with hubris that would shame Bill Bennett is hired to try to outshine and outglitz the indomitable crosstown rival coach.

Setting: Hollywood.

Dramatic Build: After federal agents use a Ryan Seacrest team [censored] videotape to coerce cooperation from the team’s quarterback, authorities are able to undercover an interstate heroin trafficking ring involving the team’s coach and eager recruits who want to earn a spot on the squad.

Climactic Final Scene: Troubled coach flees campus in explosive-packed Lotus with authorities hot in high speed pursuit. Unable to evacuate the targeted rival campus, Special Deputy Agent Peter Carroll is forced to make a daring move to stop the reckless coach from carbombing the rival university into oblivion.

Sequel: An imprisoned coach bribes wardens into transferring top inmate athletes to his prison so he can win the Penitentiary Cup.

This is too good.... :clap :clap :clap

Hate to wish anyone ill will....but I would make an exception in Neuheisel's case...he should go into the scrap heap of football with BC and Coz IMO. :boxosoap

Houston Nutt's future don't look so certain either at 3:1, after taking the Ole Miss job.

 

[huskernation20]

Pretty funny guy. :clap

 

[Danimal]

Has this guy looked at Neuheisel's hires? He managed to keep a good DC in Dwayne Walker and scored a major coup in getting uberOC/QB-coach Norm Chow. I wasn't big on the Neuheisel hire but his regime is definitely off-and-running.

 

[sarge87]

Has this guy looked at Neuheisel's hires? He managed to keep a good DC in Dwayne Walker and scored a major coup in getting uberOC/QB-coach Norm Chow. I wasn't big on the Neuheisel hire but his regime is definitely off-and-running.

Yes, but we're talking about Bongheisel here. This guy can [censored] up a wet dream. This guy took a fairly thuggish Buffs team under McCartney, and reduced them to bunch of ukulele pickin' sultans of suckdom. This guy is Owen Wilson on downers. :smokin

UCLA better double the staff in their oversight offices, because he will have to exploit every gray area to compete against Carroll and USC. Until I he proves he can win something besides the March Madness pool, he will be ranked amongst the greatest college coach impersonators, right up there with Bill Callahan and Kevin Cosgrove.

 

[AuroranHusker]

Maybe Skippy will hire Kelvin Sampson to help him out with the "rules"...... (wink wink)