walksalone
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Good morning.
I want to express my sincere annoyance to every Husker fan who has come to Memorial Stadium this season to pack into memorial stadium like lemmings so they can stop worrying about their beloved sell out streak; and who have lost their minds passionately supporting our student-athletes, our head coach, our assistant coaches and staff. Your blind faith caused by Mike Riley's predecessor make me feel like the emperor in Star Wars as Darth Vader, I mean Mike Riley rebuilds the Death Star, uh, I mean our storied program one brick at a time mean the world to our young men, our staff and our university, I will not care when it explodes because I made sure there was an exhaust vent two meters big.
While many are f*cking livid at the current record of the football team and the close losses that are like watching old yeller get shot x10000, I am confident this sh*t will continue to happen, but thats fine because I could give two sh*ts because I'm still getting paid motherf*ckers. My future is bright because I see it in my bank account and I am impressed by what I know is going on in my offshore accounts. Our coaches are developing our student-athletes and, though the consistent victories are not there yet, I could give less than a f*ck if they ever hapen. Coach Riley has a vision and a plan and is committed to driving this motherf*cker into the ground like the motherf*cking Hindenburg.
As I have said many times, I can't believe you stupid sonsabitches continue to pay me, and I can't wait to get my dream job at Wisky. In two decades as a student-athlete and athletics administrator, I have never seen such blind faith and I thank you for continuing to give me your hard earned money so I can spend it on hookers and blow. What the best administrators and coaches have in common is a consistent commitment to finding the most gullible f*cks on the planet and taking all their cash.
Your continued support is what makes the fact that I'll never have to work again so rewarding. Thank you again for not taking off your blinders and continually letting me f*ck you in the a$$
Have a great week and Go F*ck Yourselves....
Shawn Eichorst
I want to express my sincere annoyance to every Husker fan who has come to Memorial Stadium this season to pack into memorial stadium like lemmings so they can stop worrying about their beloved sell out streak; and who have lost their minds passionately supporting our student-athletes, our head coach, our assistant coaches and staff. Your blind faith caused by Mike Riley's predecessor make me feel like the emperor in Star Wars as Darth Vader, I mean Mike Riley rebuilds the Death Star, uh, I mean our storied program one brick at a time mean the world to our young men, our staff and our university, I will not care when it explodes because I made sure there was an exhaust vent two meters big.
While many are f*cking livid at the current record of the football team and the close losses that are like watching old yeller get shot x10000, I am confident this sh*t will continue to happen, but thats fine because I could give two sh*ts because I'm still getting paid motherf*ckers. My future is bright because I see it in my bank account and I am impressed by what I know is going on in my offshore accounts. Our coaches are developing our student-athletes and, though the consistent victories are not there yet, I could give less than a f*ck if they ever hapen. Coach Riley has a vision and a plan and is committed to driving this motherf*cker into the ground like the motherf*cking Hindenburg.
As I have said many times, I can't believe you stupid sonsabitches continue to pay me, and I can't wait to get my dream job at Wisky. In two decades as a student-athlete and athletics administrator, I have never seen such blind faith and I thank you for continuing to give me your hard earned money so I can spend it on hookers and blow. What the best administrators and coaches have in common is a consistent commitment to finding the most gullible f*cks on the planet and taking all their cash.
Your continued support is what makes the fact that I'll never have to work again so rewarding. Thank you again for not taking off your blinders and continually letting me f*ck you in the a$$
Have a great week and Go F*ck Yourselves....
Shawn Eichorst
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