Facts About Rex Burkhead

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Rex Burkhead doesn't drink gatorade on the sideline. He drinks diesel fuel.

Rex Burkhead drinks napalm to calm his heartburn.

Rex Burkhead has the greatest poker face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker with nothing but a joker, 2 of clubs, 7 of spades, a green 4 Uno card, and Monopoly get out of jail free card.

 
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Rex Burkhead doesn't drink gatorade on the sideline. He drinks diesel fuel.

Rex Burkhead drinks napalm to calm his heartburn.

Rex Burkhead has the greatest poker face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker with nothing but a joker, 2 of clubs, 7 of spades, a green 4 Uno card, and Monopoly get out of jail free card.
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I just vomited in my mouth. :WTH

 
There used to be a street in Plano, TX named after Rex Burkhead, but had to be changed because no one crosses Rex Burkhead and lives.

 
Rex Burkehead gets eight hours of sleep a night. In that aspect he's pretty normal.

 
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If you have 5 dollars,

and Rex Burkhead has five dollars,

Rex Burkhead now has 10 dollars.

 
A fear of spiders is called aracnaphobia. A fear of small spaces is chlaustraphobia. A fear of Rex Burkhead is simply called logic.

 
Rex Burkhead shaves with radiation.

Some people drink hot coffee in the morning. Rex Burkhead drinks lava.

A little known fact: Rex Burkhead had a key role in Star Wars. He was the Force.

Rex Burkhead can cut through a knife with warm butter.

Rex Burkhead can rush a field goal.

 
They say Superman wears a 28 jersey under his costume in honor of Marshall Faulk. Marshall Faulk wears a 22 jersey under his suit in honor of Rex Burkhead.

 
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