Failure to achieve Bogasm & weak stream

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Captain K

Banned
I have been having big trouble in the living room fellas. Even when the Huskers score, I can't even get aroused. Then, no matter how much beer I drink, I go to the can and it just dribbles off the tip onto the seat (yeah, I don't lift it,so what ladies!). Any suggestions?

Actually, I just posted this because whenever I, or anyone for that matter, posts anything about football itself on this board, it drops down the list of topics faster than the Huskers power ranking. I just wanted to start something to generate replies and give myself some semblance of relevance. Go ahead, start making me feel good and put me back on the road to an earth-shattering Bogasm! :o

 
Captain, you are suffering from a severe case of ECS (Excess Callahan Syndrome).

You need to take a Chill Pill™ and wait through 8 or 9 games. If conditions do not improve after 8 or 9 games, a biopsy may be necessary to determine how deep the infection is. Your case of ECS may require surgery to remove the infectious Callahan cells from your system.

Potential side effects of the Chill Pill™ include irritation, nausea, intermittent confusion and loss of bowl (not bowel).

:rolleyes:

 
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