Dear Football Gods,
We have suffered enough haven't we? We understand you cursed us by firing the chosen ones successor, the curse came in the form of horsemen 4. Bill the Famine, Steve the Conquerer, Bo the War, and 2015's results the Death. They came, they saw and they did their part in punishing us mightily.
Has the chosen ones successor not been appeased? Has Frank of Ohio not been avenged? We beg of thee football gods, allow us a bountiful season free of mcl tears and hamstring pulls. Grant us a healthy yield of muscle and stamina. Release our seniors from your mighty grasp of ending their collegiate careers in week 3 like you have done so many times. We will no longer take you for granted. We beg of thee.
Sincerely, Husker Nation