Favorite Quotes from the movie, The Hangover

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In spirit of the recent status updates, I figured it would be a funny past time posting your favorite quotes from The Hangover. Have fun with it guys....

 
Alan Garner: What if Doug's dead? I can't afford to lose somebody close to me again, it hurts too much. I was so upset when my grandpa died.

Phil Wenneck: How'd he die?

Alan Garner: World War II.

Phil Wenneck: Died in battle?

Alan Garner: No, he was skiing in Vermont, it was just during World War II.

 
Just a few gems...

Alan: "Heyyy! There's skittles in there!!"

Alan: "Someone should tell that to rain man because he practically bankrupt a casino and he was a ra-tard."

Alan: "He [the drug dealer] seemed like a real straight shooter."

 
huskernation20 said:
Alan Garner: What if Doug's dead? I can't afford to lose somebody close to me again, it hurts too much. I was so upset when my grandpa died.

Phil Wenneck: How'd he die?

Alan Garner: World War II.

Phil Wenneck: Died in battle?

Alan Garner: No, he was skiing in Vermont, it was just during World War II.
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:laughpound :laughpound

Alan is the best.

 
That movie cracked me up!!!

You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!

 
"You guys probably get this a lot but....this isn't the real Caesar's Palace is it?"

"...What do you mean?"

"Does Caesar live here?"

 
Alan Garner: Gambling? Who said anything about gambling? It's not gambling when you know you're gonna win. Counting cards is a foolproof system.

Stu Price: It's also illegal.

Alan Garner: It's not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.

Phil Wenneck: I'm pretty sure that's illegal too.

Alan Garner: Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, bin Laden.

 
HuskerfaninOkieland said:
Stu: "She is wearing my grandmother's Holocaust ring."

Alan: "I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust."
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I love that one! lol

 

 

*SIDE NOTE* Can a MOD please correct the title on this topic. I misspelled "movie" and feel it needs correction. Thanks in advance!

 
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What do Tigers dream of, when they take a little Tiger snooze?

Do they dream of mauling Zebras, or Halle Berry in her catwoman suit?

But don't you worry your little Tiger head, we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy Tiger bed.

And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug.

Doug, Doug, Oh, Doug Dougie Dougie Doug Doug.

But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers, well then we're sh*t out of luck.

 
Old Timer at Gas Station: [commenting on the Mercedes as Alan is pumping the gas] This is one sweet ride.

Alan Garner: Don't touch it. Don't even look at it! Don't look at me either!

[the old man walks away]

Alan Garner: That's right. You better walk on. I'll hit an old man in public!

 
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