Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married...
The other night, Angie was invited out for a night with the "girls." She told her husband that she would be home by midnight , "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing her husband would probably wake up, she cuckooed another 9 times. She was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally mashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !) The next morning her husband asked her what time she got in. She told him "MIDNIGHT"... he didn't seem ticked off in the least. Pleased that she had gotten away with her
deception, she was puzzled when her husband said "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When she asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh sh*t,' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and f*rted.
The other night, Angie was invited out for a night with the "girls." She told her husband that she would be home by midnight , "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing her husband would probably wake up, she cuckooed another 9 times. She was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally mashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !) The next morning her husband asked her what time she got in. She told him "MIDNIGHT"... he didn't seem ticked off in the least. Pleased that she had gotten away with her
deception, she was puzzled when her husband said "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When she asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh sh*t,' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and f*rted.
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