Roxy
Starter
Once upon a time there were two golf buddies. One buddy, Whitey, was mischievous, always getting in trouble. The other buddy, Zeke however, was very good. He was kind to animals, help elderly neighbors, and led an exemplary life.
As time went on, the evil buddy became a heavy drinker and a womanizer. The other buddy was a devoted husband and father and supported many charities.
One day the evil buddy, Whitey died. Then after a few years the good buddy, Zeke passed away . He went to heaven and was rewarded with a happy afterlife.
One day Zeke went to God and asked, Where is my buddy, Whitey? He died before me, but I have not seen him here in Heaven."
God replied, "As you know your buddy led an evil life, so he is not spending eternity here in heaven. He has been sent elsewhere"
"I'm sorry to hear that" the good buddy replied. "But I do miss him and wish I could see him again."
"You can see him if you wish", God said. "I will give you power to gaze into hell."
So the power was granted and the good buddy gazed into hell. Before too long he saw his buddy, Whitey sitting on a bench. In one arm he held a keg of beer and in the other he cradled a gorgeous, young, well-built, blonde woman.
The good buddy turned to God and said, "I can't believe what I’m seeing. I have found my old golf buddy and he has a keg of beer in one arm and a beautiful woman in the other. Surely hell cannot be that bad."
God explained. "Things are not always as=2 0they seem. The keg has a hole in it . . . the blonde doesn't."
As time went on, the evil buddy became a heavy drinker and a womanizer. The other buddy was a devoted husband and father and supported many charities.
One day the evil buddy, Whitey died. Then after a few years the good buddy, Zeke passed away . He went to heaven and was rewarded with a happy afterlife.
One day Zeke went to God and asked, Where is my buddy, Whitey? He died before me, but I have not seen him here in Heaven."
God replied, "As you know your buddy led an evil life, so he is not spending eternity here in heaven. He has been sent elsewhere"
"I'm sorry to hear that" the good buddy replied. "But I do miss him and wish I could see him again."
"You can see him if you wish", God said. "I will give you power to gaze into hell."
So the power was granted and the good buddy gazed into hell. Before too long he saw his buddy, Whitey sitting on a bench. In one arm he held a keg of beer and in the other he cradled a gorgeous, young, well-built, blonde woman.
The good buddy turned to God and said, "I can't believe what I’m seeing. I have found my old golf buddy and he has a keg of beer in one arm and a beautiful woman in the other. Surely hell cannot be that bad."
God explained. "Things are not always as=2 0they seem. The keg has a hole in it . . . the blonde doesn't."
