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Why do the trees on the Colorado/Nebraska border lean toward CO?

Because CO sucks.

 
Colorado and Nebraska have decided to merge into one state.

Nebraskans gain the mountains, and Colorado gets a football team.

 
A Nebraskan was doing some shopping in downtown Omaha.

He looked up at the top of a tall building and discovered a man

ready to jump.

"Stop," he yelled. "Remember, you're someone who has value!"

The man yelled back, "I just lost everything across the river at the

casinos!"

"But remember, you're important to your wife!"

"She divorced me and took everything I had that I didn't gamble

away."

"Your children, remember your children," yelled the Nebraskan.

"They never call," said the man.

"Then your parents, remember your parents," yelled the Nebraskan.

"Dead as doornails," said the man.

"Then think of all the Cornhusker football games you will miss," yelled

the Nebraskan.

The man shouted, "But, I am a Buffalo's fan!"

The Nebraskan replied, "Go ahead and jump, you dumb a$$!"

 
A Nebraskan was doing some shopping in downtown Omaha. He looked up at the top of a tall building and discovered a man

ready to jump.

"Stop," he yelled. "Remember, you're someone who has value!"

The man yelled back, "I just lost everything across the river at the

casinos!"

"But remember, you're important to your wife!"

"She divorced me and took everything I had that I didn't gamble

away."

"Your children, remember your children," yelled the Nebraskan.

"They never call," said the man.

"Then your parents, remember your parents," yelled the Nebraskan.

"Dead as doornails," said the man.

"Then think of all the Cornhusker football games you will miss," yelled

the Nebraskan.

The man shouted, "But, I am a Buffalo's fan!"

The Nebraskan replied, "Go ahead and jump, you dumb a$$!"
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