husker rob
All-American
Grandpa and Little Johnny go fishing one day.
After about an hour Grandpa pulls out a beer, cracks it open, and takes a long drink from it.
Johnny says "Whatcha got there Grandpa?"
Grandpa says "a beer"
Johnny---"can i have a drink"
Grandpa---"can your d!(k touch your a$$"
Johnny----"no"
Grandpa---"well, until your d!(k can touch your a$$, you cant have a drink of beer"
Johnny is not a happy camper, so he picks up his lunch box that Grandma packed for him to see what was in it and pulls out some chocolate chip cookies.
Grandpa---"Whatcha got there Johnny?"
Johnny---"cookies"
Granpa---"Are those Grandma's chocolate chip cookies"
Johnny---"yep"
Grandpa---"can i have one"
Johnny---"can your d!(k touch your a$$"
Grandpa---"well, yes it can"
Johnny---"good, now you can go and f#*k yourself, cause Grandma said these cookies are mine"
After about an hour Grandpa pulls out a beer, cracks it open, and takes a long drink from it.
Johnny says "Whatcha got there Grandpa?"
Grandpa says "a beer"
Johnny---"can i have a drink"
Grandpa---"can your d!(k touch your a$$"
Johnny----"no"
Grandpa---"well, until your d!(k can touch your a$$, you cant have a drink of beer"
Johnny is not a happy camper, so he picks up his lunch box that Grandma packed for him to see what was in it and pulls out some chocolate chip cookies.
Grandpa---"Whatcha got there Johnny?"
Johnny---"cookies"
Granpa---"Are those Grandma's chocolate chip cookies"
Johnny---"yep"
Grandpa---"can i have one"
Johnny---"can your d!(k touch your a$$"
Grandpa---"well, yes it can"
Johnny---"good, now you can go and f#*k yourself, cause Grandma said these cookies are mine"
