Great Southpark Quotes

[BigRedMachine]

Im watching Southpark right now and have heard a couple one liners that are so damn good. and you know how you try to remember them a few weeks later but always forget? well heres a thread for good quotes and other shat like that to keep them in.

I'll start...

this is from the one when those film festival haks went to southpark to open "hollywood Planet Southpark" & were pushing all those independent artsy films on everyone.

I think the film was a romantic comedy with Tom Hanks and some chimpanzee..

Cartman:

What the hell is Tom Hanks doing in this movie?!!?? He couldnt act his way out of a nutsack!!!

:lol:

 

[DaveH]

"You can't melt an icy heart with a warm island song, you r-tard"

There are so many, I can't remember them all!!!!!

 

[RedCountry]

Heres a couple from the show from the other night..

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-Marklar from planet Marklar

same episode

crazy missionary lady: But if you dont accept Jesus you'll be damned to eternal hellfire!?!Marklar:  Okay, thanks for stopping by!

:lol: