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SENIOR HEARING TEST...
A man feared his wife was not hearing as well as she used to, and
he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to
Approach
her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem.
The doctor told him there is a simple, informal test the husband
could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
"Here's what you do," said the doctor. "Stand about 40 feet away
from her and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears
you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a
response."
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in
the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away. Let's see what
happens."
In a normal tone he asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?" No response.
So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his
wife, and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no response.
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his
wife and asks, "Honey, What's for dinner?" Again, no response.
So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey,
What's for dinner?" Again, there is no response.
So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
She finally answers " for the 5th time, CHICKEN YOU DEAF BASTARD"
A man feared his wife was not hearing as well as she used to, and
he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to
Approach
her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem.
The doctor told him there is a simple, informal test the husband
could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
"Here's what you do," said the doctor. "Stand about 40 feet away
from her and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears
you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a
response."
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in
the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away. Let's see what
happens."
In a normal tone he asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?" No response.
So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his
wife, and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no response.
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his
wife and asks, "Honey, What's for dinner?" Again, no response.
So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey,
What's for dinner?" Again, there is no response.
So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
She finally answers " for the 5th time, CHICKEN YOU DEAF BASTARD"
