HARD OF HEARING

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SENIOR HEARING TEST...

A man feared his wife was not hearing as well as she used to, and

he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to

Approach

her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem.

The doctor told him there is a simple, informal test the husband

could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

"Here's what you do," said the doctor. "Stand about 40 feet away

from her and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears

you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a

response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in

the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away. Let's see what

happens."

In a normal tone he asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?" No response.

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his

wife, and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his

wife and asks, "Honey, What's for dinner?" Again, no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey,

What's for dinner?" Again, there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"

She finally answers " for the 5th time, CHICKEN YOU DEAF BASTARD"

 
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