Has your life hit the "eat more fiber" stage?

[huKSer]

Every time I go to the doctor he says I have to eat more fiber - might as well make it my ring tone.

I'm 57

 

[Creighton Duke]

Ask him for a TRT Rx. Boom. Problem solved.

 

[sd'sker]

we could all use more fiber.

 

[EbylHusker]

Maybe you should just, I dunno, eat more fiber.

 

[NUance]

Did you know the paper wrapper on a ball park hot dog is a good source of fiber? Or could be used to wipe your a$$ for an emergency sh#t. In case you've been getting too much fiber.

 

[GSG]

When increasing your fiber intake, DO NOT eat an entire box of fiber bars to jumpstart your, uh, system.

 

[sd'sker]

When increasing your fiber intake, DO NOT eat an entire box of fiber bars to jumpstart your, uh, system.

start with one bite from one bar. then take an additional bite each day. max out with two bars and maybe some metamucil at night.

 

[carlfense]

. . . max out with two bars and maybe some metamucil at night.

 

[The Dude]

I live on a steady diet of refried beans.

 

[sd'sker]

I live on a steady diet of refried beans.

refried beans are a lie. they aren't even fried once!

 

[hack]

when i have problems with my bowel movements, i use the thundercats battle cry...




admittedly, this has made things awkward when i use the company restroom. but i regret nothing.

 

[irieboy8]

i don't know i am 35 and still sh#t like 3 times a day... i hope thats a good thing... it feels good