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From: JustinYou are a true a--hole. You aren't a decent man, you are a jerk. Why don't you go hang yourself?

You start strong, calling me an a--hole. Then you seem to soften, upgrading me to a jerk. But you finish by wishing suicide on me. You're all over the place, Justin. Focus!
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From: Stackhouse, New MexicoYou've been kicked in the head too many times. This little phase you're going through is affecting your work. You were great when you were the best college basketball writer in the business. Now you're just a punk who takes his new exercise routine too seriously, to the point where you actually believe bar-brawling is a legitimate sport. Congrats on your current track. At this rate you'll love NASCAR in no time.

No fair. UFC fans are neither hicks nor stupid. Nor are we punks. However, we do wear snug T-shirts and we might shave our head and even brag about our fighting abilities. We're douchebags, is what I'm saying. But not hicks or punks. You be nice.
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From: Joe SartorFunny, Gregg. Didn't hear you calling for blood with the Scam Newton case like you are for Tressel. Conflict of interest, maybe? After all, a cheater is a cheater. Oh, that's right -- Scam played in the SEC... lol.

Joe, I think your 13-year-old daughter has been using your laptop again. Only a seventh-grade girl would finish an e-mail like this with "lol."
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THis is a regular column by Gregg Doyel of CBSsports. He has fun with the hate mail he gets. LINK

 
Wow, there are alot of idiots in this world. The worst part is all of them have access to the internet. :facepalm:

 
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I think being in the public eye requires a certain amount of diplomacy and also rapier wit. Thick skin and snide sense of humor helps too. I refrained from using rancorous in any sentence.

thank you

GBR

 
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From: BenYou're nothing but a spineless coward who couldn't carry Jim Tressel's jockstrap.

Oh, I bet I could. I'm awfully strong for my size -- and I'm guessing that's a little bitty piece of fabric.

From: Brian

You are a piece of trash, pure and simple. I hope you get cancer.

Terrelle Pryor cheats, Jim Tressel lies about it, and this whole thing is MY fault? Well, maybe it is. After writing all those columns begging for Tressel's dismissal, maybe I did get your coach fired. As for your final sentence: I'm going to outlive you, Brian ... plus I got your coach fired. Live with that.

From: Greg Roberts

I think Jim Tressel is a good man who told a few lies. I think you've stretched the truth and given false information in your journalism at some point and time. Only you know the truth to that. I hope someday you are forced to resign.

I understand. You're lashing out at me because I got your coach fired. Sleep well tonight, sweetheart. LINK
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Hate mail from tOSU fans. :lol:

 
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From: Jason Sleik

I can't believe you are still writing articles.

Can't say I'm surprised you're still reading them. I am damn good.

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From: Heat For TwoWhy do you hate LeBron?

Because I live in Ohio, and he doesn't.

From: Jay

Why do you hate Ohio State?

Because I live in Ohio, and it -- oh, wait ...

From: Greg Wallace

Jim Tressel lied and got fired. That's fine. It's part of the deal. The press response to this is ludicrous, though, completely blown out of proportion. You get all twisted up about something trivial like whether a football coach gets fired.

You're right. This is nothing compared to whoever starts at fullback for the Buckeyes. Where are my priorities?

From: Chris Mahaffey

I wish this were some small third-world country where talking trash like you talk would get you stoned. The Vest is a good man, and because 25-50 kids in his 30-plus years of coaching made mistakes -- do the math; that's probably less than 1 percent -- Tressel is a bad guy?

No, he's a bad guy because he knew about a violation and hid it. He won the Big Ten title with star players he knew shouldn't be eligible. This stuff isn't that hard, Chris.

From: Steve

Your vitriol toward Jim Tressel and that of OSU is so over-the-top it is almost comical. You would have thought Jim Tressel covered up a prostitution ring or a cocaine operation.

You accuse me of hyperbole even as you write hyperbole. Irony.

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I wonder if Adam Rittenberg or the espn bloggers get this kind of hate mail. I bet David Ubben does.

 
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From: TurbonupeWait, weren't you the one who was swinging on LeBron's (scrotum), talking about how LBJ was going to unleash holy hell on the Mavs?

Nope. You must have me confused with a few of my columnist friends who are swinging on LeBron's (scrotum).

From: Janet Herder

If you want to talk about the game, go for it. But when you start to attack the person ... back off. Suggesting LeBron wears a headband to hide his receding hairline is unnecessary and unkind.

But it's true.

From: Chris Smith

Granted LeBron is missing some big 3's late, but he plays an all-around game, the way the game is supposed to be played.

The most talented player on the floor is settling for a 25-footer when guarded by a smaller, slower defender. The most talented player on the floor is hoping his less-talented teammates can carry him on offense in the fourth quarter. If that's "the way the game is supposed to be played," I would ask you what game you're talking about.

From: Calvin

If Game 3 was shrinkage, then Game 4 must have been chemical castration.

Tsk, Calvin. LeBron plays the way the game is supposed to be played. Problem is, he's playing bocce.

From: Yossel

Hello Gregg, 1087;$1086;$1076; $1075; $1086;$1090; $1086;$1074;$1082 ;$1077; $1074;$1090;!!!

What's with the exclamation marks at the end? Your email wasn't THAT exciting, my Spam-bot friend.

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This guy cracks me up. I need to think up a good hate mail to send him. To give him some ammo for his column.

 
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