How Politicians Are Born

[AR Husker Fan]

Young Frankieboy moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died.'

Frankieboy replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'

The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'

Frankieboy said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'

The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?

Frankieboy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'

Frankieboy said, 'Sure I can, watch me...I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

A month later, the farmer met up with Frankieboy and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'

Frankieboy said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998.00.'

The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

Frankieboy said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'

Frankieboy now works for the government...

 

[rawhide]

That could be a Democrat, Republican or Independent candidate; take your pick. :dunno

 

[HuskerfaninOkieland]

I thought they were dropped in a big heaping pile of fecal matter then left to simmer in the hot sun until the bacteria started to grow.

 

[AR Husker Fan]

I thought they were dropped in a big heaping pile of fecal matter then left to simmer in the hot sun until the bacteria started to grow.

Nah - the pile of fecal matter rejected 'em. Even sh#t has standards...

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

I thought they were dropped in a big heaping pile of fecal matter then left to simmer in the hot sun until the bacteria started to grow.

Nah - the pile of fecal matter rejected 'em. Even sh#t has standards...

:lol:

 

[General Blackshirt]

:clap This was funny

 

[sarge87]

So True...So True.

 

[husker rob]

I thought they were dropped in a big heaping pile of fecal matter then left to simmer in the hot sun until the bacteria started to grow.

Nah - the pile of fecal matter rejected 'em. Even sh#t has standards...

here i was thinking that was how people got into law school

 

[AR Husker Fan]

I thought they were dropped in a big heaping pile of fecal matter then left to simmer in the hot sun until the bacteria started to grow.

Nah - the pile of fecal matter rejected 'em. Even sh#t has standards...

here i was thinking that was how people got into law school

You're thinking of the police academy...

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

I thought they were dropped in a big heaping pile of fecal matter then left to simmer in the hot sun until the bacteria started to grow.

Nah - the pile of fecal matter rejected 'em. Even sh#t has standards...

here i was thinking that was how people got into law school

You're thinking of the police academy...

:blink: Worthless lawyers..................... <_<

 

[AR Husker Fan]

I thought they were dropped in a big heaping pile of fecal matter then left to simmer in the hot sun until the bacteria started to grow.

Nah - the pile of fecal matter rejected 'em. Even sh#t has standards...

here i was thinking that was how people got into law school

You're thinking of the police academy...

:blink: Worthless lawyers..................... <_<

Jealousy is such an ugly emotion... :lol:

 

[husker rob]

I thought they were dropped in a big heaping pile of fecal matter then left to simmer in the hot sun until the bacteria started to grow.

Nah - the pile of fecal matter rejected 'em. Even sh#t has standards...

here i was thinking that was how people got into law school

You're thinking of the police academy...

:blink: Worthless lawyers..................... <_<

Jealousy is such an ugly emotion... :lol:

he will change his tune the first time he gets a excessive force complaint filed against him, for kicking some homless dude in the nutz, while being video taped from his dash cam.

 

[AR Husker Fan]

I thought they were dropped in a big heaping pile of fecal matter then left to simmer in the hot sun until the bacteria started to grow.

Nah - the pile of fecal matter rejected 'em. Even sh#t has standards...

here i was thinking that was how people got into law school

You're thinking of the police academy...

:blink: Worthless lawyers..................... <_<

Jealousy is such an ugly emotion... :lol:

he will change his tune the first time he gets a excessive force complaint filed against him, for kicking some homless dude in the nutz, while being video taped from his dash cam.

The wisdom of your words cannot be denied, O Wise One...

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

I thought they were dropped in a big heaping pile of fecal matter then left to simmer in the hot sun until the bacteria started to grow.

Nah - the pile of fecal matter rejected 'em. Even sh#t has standards...

here i was thinking that was how people got into law school

You're thinking of the police academy...

:blink: Worthless lawyers..................... <_<

Jealousy is such an ugly emotion... :lol:

he will change his tune the first time he gets a excessive force complaint filed against him, for kicking some homless dude in the nutz, while being video taped from his dash cam.

The wisdom of your words cannot be denied, O Wise One...

I've been doing this for 7 years now and you do all that just outside of the view of the camera, write a good report, and scream "STOP RESISTING AND DON'T GRAB MY ARM!" numerous times. Lawyers are to stupid to pick up on it..................................*waits for response from AR* :clap

 

[huskernumerouno]

I thought they were dropped in a big heaping pile of fecal matter then left to simmer in the hot sun until the bacteria started to grow.

Nah - the pile of fecal matter rejected 'em. Even sh#t has standards...

here i was thinking that was how people got into law school

You're thinking of the police academy...

:blink: Worthless lawyers..................... <_<

Jealousy is such an ugly emotion... :lol:

he will change his tune the first time he gets a excessive force complaint filed against him, for kicking some homless dude in the nutz, while being video taped from his dash cam.

The wisdom of your words cannot be denied, O Wise One...

I've been doing this for 7 years now and you do all that just outside of the view of the camera, write a good report, and scream "STOP RESISTING AND DON'T GRAB MY ARM!" numerous times. Lawyers are to stupid to pick up on it..................................*waits for response from AR* :clap

Yes but that is really BRI screaming out as the little girl scout is whipping his a$$ as he tried to arrest her out of site of the camera