How to make a preseason 2014 top 25

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carlfense

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Since July won't die, and it's been eight years since we've tried to explain how everyone makes their preseason top 25, it's time to revise the rules and explain just how one makes a proper preseason list.

As always: if you do not see your team here, it is because your team is really gonna surprise some people this season and prove the doubters wrong.
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19. Nebraska.

Another preseason polling rule: Nebraska never looks wrong being ranked 19th. Look at it and you'll see how right we are. It's also as low as you can rank a team without spotting them in the Boise State Tier of Teams What Try Hard In The Football Boondocks.
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http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2014/7/28/5944805/the-internets-top-25
 
"Is traffic worth the death threats? ... Absolutely, a few death threats are worth the traffic."

That article is pure gold, Jerry!

 
17. Georgia.

Crap, you've forgotten Georgia. That's okay, they're replacing a starting QB and switching defensive coordinators, but still get to play Florida as coached under Will Muschamp. So temper any criticisms of their low ranking with "at least they'll win the Cocktail Party," and watch concerned Georgia fans nod along with you before silently mouthing "Fire Bobo" out of habit.

I actually was asking myself when I was reading this, "Where is Georgia"?

 
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