Blackshirt
Team HuskerBoard
This is a pretty good one... 
> > On a tour along the ocean side, the Pope took a couple of days off to
> > > visit the beach for some sightseeing. He was cruising along in the
> > > popemobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A
> > > helpless man, wearing a black CU jersey, was struggling frantically to
> > > free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.
> > > As the pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three
> > > men wearing Husker shirts.
> > >
> > > One quickly fired a harpoon into the sharks> '> side. The other two
> > > reached out and pulled the bleeding semiconscious, CU fan from the
> > > water. Then using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and
> > > hauled it in to the boat also.
> > >
> > > Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. > "> I give you
> > > my blessing for your brave actions,> "> he told them. > "> I heard that there
> > > were some bitter hatred between these two universities but now I have
> > > seen with my own eyes that this is not true> "> .
> > >
> > > As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies > "> Who was that> "> ?
> > >
> > > > "> It was the Pope> "> , one replied. > "> He is in direct contact with God and
> > > has access to all of God> '> s wisdom> "> .
> > >
> > > > "> Well,> "> the harpooner said, > "> He may have access to God> '> s wisdom, but he
> > > doesn> '> t know crap about shark fishing. Is the bait holding up okay or do
> > > we need to get another one?> ">
> > On a tour along the ocean side, the Pope took a couple of days off to
> > > visit the beach for some sightseeing. He was cruising along in the
> > > popemobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A
> > > helpless man, wearing a black CU jersey, was struggling frantically to
> > > free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.
> > > As the pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three
> > > men wearing Husker shirts.
> > >
> > > One quickly fired a harpoon into the sharks> '> side. The other two
> > > reached out and pulled the bleeding semiconscious, CU fan from the
> > > water. Then using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and
> > > hauled it in to the boat also.
> > >
> > > Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. > "> I give you
> > > my blessing for your brave actions,> "> he told them. > "> I heard that there
> > > were some bitter hatred between these two universities but now I have
> > > seen with my own eyes that this is not true> "> .
> > >
> > > As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies > "> Who was that> "> ?
> > >
> > > > "> It was the Pope> "> , one replied. > "> He is in direct contact with God and
> > > has access to all of God> '> s wisdom> "> .
> > >
> > > > "> Well,> "> the harpooner said, > "> He may have access to God> '> s wisdom, but he
> > > doesn> '> t know crap about shark fishing. Is the bait holding up okay or do
> > > we need to get another one?> ">