I Can Save Husker Football...

[Cy the Cyclone]

I can single handedly resurrect Husker football.  My requirements are few:

Night games only

No mirrors

Stadium must be renamed after me

My experience is vast.  I am tied with Jesus for most lifetime wins and have routinely defeated nationally ranked teams led by such legends as Spatacus, Ceaser, Robert E Lee and Hitler.  

Call me...

 

[ZRod]

Halloween was 2 days ago Cy. We don't need grandpa's corpse coaching this team!

 

[Stone Cold]

Jesus Cy not now.  Cant you see were in the middle of a paradox here.

 

[Stone Cold]

 

[beastieboat]

“Help I’ve fallen and can’t get up”

 

[WhatDoIKnow]

Um, couldn't we just go with an older coach that already has his name on the field and never lost to Snyder?

 

[Cy the Cyclone]

Um, couldn't we just go with an older coach that already has his name on the field and never lost to Snyder?

Even the Grim Reaper has lost to Bill Snyder.

 

[huKSer]

Be nice to Cy

He knows what he is talking about

His team has one more win than Nebraska has (and is #3 in the Big 12)