I love my job..........

[ohiohusker]

I work for a busy optometry office and just when I think I've heard it all......... Here are some things that people have actually said to us:

*"I can't see out of these glasses, and neither can anybody else in my family"!

*"I couldn't come back for a follow-up visit, because I was in prison".

*"Do you think the Dr could do a quick exam? My wife is in labor".

*"The Dr is out on lunch break? You girls don't look like you've missed many meals".

*"I only have vision in one eye, so can I just pay half price?"

*"You are all booked up? Do you think you could call somebody and tell them not to come, so I can get in?"

I could go on and on............ We have actually started a list, kind of like Letterman's Top 10. Does anybody else work with the public? Great isn't it???

 

[strigori]

Yep. I know what you mean.

*Guy says " Do you have the regular 1% milk? I dont want the low fat one."

*Woman has argued that two half gallons do not make a gallon.

*Guy wanted to know where the "frozen food you put in the thing" was.

*There was a 50% off sale on some TV dinners, and a woman asked, in an almost whisper"What is wrong with them? did they get left out and thaw?"

 

[MCAT800]

Being a firefighter I just usually see the end result of somebodies screw up